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Hello, I'm your professor of Japanese Cognitive Sciences, and...
- I'm your professor. - And I'm your professor!
What is the topic of today's lesson?!
(clap clap clap)
- I'm so excited. - I'm so relieved.
Do you think that the lesson is just about pooping?
It's not like that at all!
There's a "putting out" function in "putting in" function, and there's a "putting in" function in "putting in" function.
Today, we have a little bit of disrespect for this lesson,
but in order for you to get rid of that kind of disrespect, we would like to spread the goodness of the lesson throughout the country through this kind of recreation.
It's a recreation organized by the University of Japanese Cognitive Sciences.
- I'm going to bring your butt now, so please wait for a while. - What?! You're bringing my butt?!
- Yes, this is your butt. - Thank you!
I'm going to put your butt on my shoulder like this, and you're going to pick up what's in your butt with your fingers and put something in it.
- It's a simple recreation. - That's a pretty good instruction.
- Shibayu-san, please cover your eyes for a little bit. - I see, you're going to put it in, right?
- Yes. - Here's the third one.
- I'm going to put it in. - Wow, your hair is amazing. It looks like a vegetable or something.
- Why do you put it in so quickly?!
- Okay, Shibayu-san, please wait for a while.
- I didn't like the world that was spreading out just now.
- Well, since I'm going to do it, I want to put it in seriously.
- I'm going to put it in.
- Ahhh, I don't like this!
- Ahhh, I don't like this! Wait a minute!
- Ahhh, I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
- Oh! I found it!
- What is this?
- There's something rolling about.
- Okay, please give me the answer. - Here I go.
- It's obviously...
- Pistachio!
- I see. Okay, please give me the answer.
- What is it?
- I don't like the answer...
- Well, the answer is...
- This one.
- It's marbled chocolate.
- Ohhh!
- Okay, first question!
- You got it right! - Okay, next question.
- Please wrap it up for me. - Okay, let's move on to the second question.
- The second question is... - This one.
- I've been preparing it for about two hours now.
- Compared to the first one, this one only has one box.
- I'll put it back at the entrance. - Ahhh, I really don't like the box.
- Okay, Yusuke-san, please! - What's inside the box?
- Go ahead! - Isn't it something like "Attack 21"?
- What's "21"?
- Is it 3x7?
- Please give me your answer! - A turtle!
- That's correct! - It came out!
- As I explained at the beginning, you can't put it in or take it out of the box.
- It was crazy when I saw it.
- Yusuke-san, I don't know what you're talking about.
- If you can answer the next question correctly, you win this game.
- If you win, you win this game.
- Here's the third question.
- How do you put it in?
- It's in! It's in!
- Please close the last window.
- There's something in there!
- What's this? - There's something on the top of the pouch.
- What are you surprised about?
- Hurry up and answer!
- Ouch! - Oh, it stretched!
- Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
- I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
- Please forgive me! I'm sorry!
- Please answer me! I can't take it anymore!
- It's around a bandage or a handkerchief.
- I'll say the correct answer! - Huh?!
- Please take it out!
- Ouch!
- It hurts so much that I can't speak.
- Red and brown are different.
- Is it okay to say the correct answer in the end? - Yes, it is.
- Everyone, please don't imitate it.
- You!
- That's all for today.
- Bye! - Bye!
- It stinks!